Papst-Satire

Küsse auf der Soutane: "Titanic" provoziert erneut den Papst

Lesedauer: 2 Minuten

Nach dem umstrittenen Juli-Titel nimmt das Satiremagazin das Kirchenoberhaupt jetzt auch auf den Titel der August-Augabe.

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