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Halb Spock, halb Staatsmann: Wenn Armin Laschet zockt

Armin Laschet (CDU), Ministerpräsident von Nordrhein-Westfalen.

Armin Laschet (CDU), Ministerpräsident von Nordrhein-Westfalen.

Foto: Federico Gambarini / dpa

Unser Kolumnist Hajo Schumacher ist mit Armin Laschet in die virtuelle Realität abgetaucht. Das Fazit des Politikers: „Faszinierend.“

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