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Lebensform der Gegenwart: Eine Würdigung des Stubenhockers

Die „Couch- Potatoes“, die Sofa-Kartoffeln, mal ganz wörtlich genommen.

Die „Couch- Potatoes“, die Sofa-Kartoffeln, mal ganz wörtlich genommen.

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Was wären die Heroen aus Literatur und Philosophie denn anderes als im großen Stil Daheimgebliebene?

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