65 Jahre

Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag, Otto Waalkes!

Lesedauer: 10 Minuten

Der legendäre Komiker Otto Waalkes versaute Hamburg, erfand Susi Sorglos und züchtet Ottifanten. Eine Geburtstags-Gratulation von Abendblatt-Redakteur Joachim Mischke.

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Die Bonusrunde kann offiziell beginnen. Rentner könnte Otto sich nun nennen

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Waalkes ist eine Schenkelklopf-Instanz, ein Sketch-Klassiker aus Kalau

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Der Zappelotto da oben im Rampenlicht ist nach wie vor ein großer Kindskopf

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