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Ich hab noch einen Klopper in Berlin

Lesedauer: 8 Minuten
Joachim Mischke

Nächste Woche kommt Helmut Dietls "Zettl" in die Kinos - eine Komödie mit Abitur, für die Benjamin von Stuckrad-Barre am Drehbuch mitschrieb.

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