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Blankenese – mal amüsant, mal verstörend

Lesedauer: 5 Minuten
Schreibt sehr gut, ohne um die Leser zu buhlen: Mischa Kopmann.

Schreibt sehr gut, ohne um die Leser zu buhlen: Mischa Kopmann.

Foto: Thorsten Ahlf

Autor Mischa Kopmann präsentiert die Elbvororte in seinem Roman „Aquariumtrinker“ ungewohnt sarkastisch. Spaß macht es trotzdem.

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Einer Reihe skurriler Typen

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Überzogen-witzige Milieustudie

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Abrechnung mit den Neureichen

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