"Flipper" hat Sinn für Humor

Lesedauer: 5 Minuten

Amateurfußball: Brüning weiß um Vespermanns dickes Fell, Schönteich wünscht Wiederholungsspiele, Piel zweifelt an Magath, Dias an der Bürokratie

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