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Was der Zollkapitän mit dem „Playboy“-Fotografen erlebte

Lesedauer: 8 Minuten
Carolin Bertsch
Zollkapitän Uwe Pleines (65) am Steuer des Zollschiffs „Reiher“.

Zollkapitän Uwe Pleines (65) am Steuer des Zollschiffs „Reiher“.

Foto: Carolin Bertsch hsp

Uwe Pleines aus Tornesch geht nach fast 50 Jahren in Pension. Ein besonders kurioses Ereignis wird er wohl niemals vergessen.

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