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Jörg Knör: Der Mann, der Inge Meysel war

Entertainer Jörg Knör (59), hier im Café Funk-Eck, mag es auch privat bunt.

Entertainer Jörg Knör (59), hier im Café Funk-Eck, mag es auch privat bunt.

Foto: Marcelo Hernandez

Er kann rund 70  Prominente nachahmen, auch Helmut Schmidt und Karl Lagerfeld. Jetzt feiert der Parodist gleich doppelt Jubiläum.

Hamburg. Die alten Hasen vom nahen NDR-Funkhaus gehen hier zuweilen noch immer gern essen und trinken, auch Bandleader James „Hansi“ Last führte bei seinen Hamburg-Besuchen im Café und Restaurant Funk-Eck das eine oder andere Gespräch. Für Jörg Knör ist das traditionsreiche Lokal an der Ro­thenbaumchaussee an diesem Nachmittag (noch) Neuland. Die ruhigste Ecke des Cafés hat er dennoch schnell erspäht. Tischwechsel also.

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„Arsch“ und „Eimer“

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Seit 40 Jahren auf der Bühne

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Er schreibt seine Nummern selbst

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Promis sind auch „Opfer“

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Den Begriff Imitator mag er nicht

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Ein gutes Dutzend Lieder

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Meister des familiären Patchworks

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