HSV-Weihnachtsgedicht

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Denn sie wussten nicht, was noch kam: HSV-Fans beim Public Viewing zum Relegationsrückspiel in der damaligen Imtech Arena

Denn sie wussten nicht, was noch kam: HSV-Fans beim Public Viewing zum Relegationsrückspiel in der damaligen Imtech Arena

Foto: Witters

Experte Dieter Matz macht sich in seinem Gedicht an den Weihnachtsmann einen eigenen Reim auf das abgelaufende HSV-Jahr.

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