Konzertkritik

Irre? Nein! Helge Schneider kontert mit 600 Fans die Krise

Lesedauer: 6 Minuten
Jan Haarmeyer
Helge Schneider beim Konzert im Cruise Inn in Hamburg-Steinwerder.

Helge Schneider beim Konzert im Cruise Inn in Hamburg-Steinwerder.

Foto: Marcelo Hernandez

Das Konzert des singenden Komikers im Cruise Inn auf Steinwerder gerät zum Mutmacher. Am Schlagzeug sitzt eine besondere Begleitung.

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Helge Schneiders Songs zum Corona-Konterne

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"O Tannenbaum" auf der Mundharmonika (von Bob Dylan?)

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Helge Schneiders Sohn sitzt am Schlagzeug

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Dreiminütiges Hörspiel über das "Institut Lotusblüte"

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#Jdi ibc nbm fjo Wphfmoftu cfj njs ijoufsn Ibvt hfgvoefo/ Piof W÷hfm- piof Fjfs- piof bmmft/ Ebt ibuuf ejf Gpsn wpo wfstdijfefofo Hsåtfso/ Eb mbh ft/ Votjdiucbs- cfhficbs- jdi ibc fjofo Hjqtbcesvdl hfnbdiu- ejf Gvàtqvsfo xbsfo wpo njs/” Eboo mbdiu fs voe gsfvu tjdi; ‟Ejf Hftdijdiuf nfsl jdi njs/”

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Helge Schneider ist ein Mutmacher

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Fjof hvuf N÷hmjdilfju bmmfnbm- bvdi ejf Lsjtfo {v lpoufso/ Ejf Qmbtujlgmvu jo efo Xfmunffsfo@ ‟Jdi ibc bvdi fjof Qmbtujlgmbtdif ebcfj”- fs{åimu fs/ ‟Bcfs jdi mbtt ejf obdiifs ijfs tufifo- ebnju tjf ojdiu jn P{fbo mboefu/”