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Let‘s make Hamburg Greta again: Rückblick auf das Jahr 2020

Katharina Fegebank und Peter Tschentscher in der Ahnengalerie? Was bringt die Bürgerschaftswahl 2020 den beiden Spitzenkandidaten?

Katharina Fegebank und Peter Tschentscher in der Ahnengalerie? Was bringt die Bürgerschaftswahl 2020 den beiden Spitzenkandidaten?

Foto: Mark Sandten / Montage: Thorsten Ahlf

Rückblicke auf 2019 kann ja jeder. Wir aber verraten Ihnen weltexklusiv, was 2020 gewesen sein wird. Eine Satire.

Kraftwerk Moorburg wird einfach ausgewiesen

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